we reached 6k followers we did it we climbed this whole mountain
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no, but we’ve been looking into hitmen
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
HAPPY HOLIDAYS U MAGGOTS!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE CRIPPLING DISAPPOINTMENT OF GETTING SOCKS AS A PRESENT AND BURNING YOUR TONGUE ON SHITTY HOT CHOCOLATE